5 Reasons Why Kenyan Men Suck in Bed

Let me start by saying that it really pains to have to pen down this article. It is not my wish to have to put my Kenyan brothers on blast like this but somehow it had to be done. I had to be the one to salvage the beautiful women who had been suffering silently from the mediocrity this men have been exhibiting in the sack. And I plan to do this by highlighting what is bringing the problem in the first place hoping this will change for the better.

This are the 5 reasons why I think Kenyan men suck in bed






S3xual Prowess is Only Installed in Women:

This is something which is clearly evident and well known in the Kenyan context, the main focus to be good in bed is only in the women. The Coastal women for example; when their girls reach puberty they are taken to leave with their paternal aunties where they are taught the intricacies of love and companionship. This tutoring goes on until they are ready for marriage. And the men, absolutely nothing.

Too Many Movies:

I must say western movies have played a major role in the unfortunate circumstances Kenyan men have found themselves in. The typical movie scene portrays s3xual prowess and perfection to be so easy. You just walk up to to her, say hi, take her home, put your thing in and she enjoys it to the maximum while moaning and screaming. That is a falacy. First of all, women will not say yes to you that easy and secondly women don’t actually moan when they’re receiving pleasure, most of the time they are pretty much quiet. Secondly, research has shown that it actually takes a woman 20 to 30 minutes to be s3xually aroused.

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The Hustle:

Many Kenyan men are busy chasing money instead of paying attention to their women and fulfilling their needs. What this generates too is a lot of wealthy homes which are very much unhappy. They have been blinded by the Rich Gang intricate which they should strive to borrow from. Ask that to my Kikuyu brothers or my sisters married to them and you'll understand what I mean.

They Don’t Find Kenyan Women Hot Enough:

Well you can’t blame them as most Kenyan women don’t take time to look good. They don’t take time to get their hair done, they don’t get time to do their make up and they definitely don’t take time to exercise. Which begs the question? Why should the Kenyan men put as much effort if you ladies are not playing yours? Sengenge ni ngombe sounds familiar here? You got me now

Most of Them are Not Healthy:

If most Kenyan men are not busy chasing money during the week, they are busy spending it on weekends drinking Tusker, Nyamchom or eating chicken from KFC. This breeds some very unhealthy young chaps who can barely last 10 minutes.