1. Being Potato Bags
Is it just me or do Kenyan girls just sit there and expect you to do everything when you hit the sack. Making love should be enjoyable by both guys lakini risto ya 'wee ukimaliza nifunike', ama you busy reading scrolling your phone while the guy is pumping is very unfair. How about learning more of s3x positions than just missionary? Or actually suggesting some k!nky stuff as well, like whips?
2. Not Showering
One thing very iconic about Kenyan girls is their big behinds(most Africans are blessed there). People travel far and wide just to witness this spectacle so it’s I would find it appropriate if you take a shower first before coming to bed. You’ve been running around all day and considering how hot the sun is, I can only imagine all odours you’re bound to emanate.
3. M0aning Loudly
I know God blessed Kenyan men with cucumbers (try Kisiis, Luhyia, Njaruos, etc) and went ahead to give them the skills to make you Kenyans girls crazy but there is a certain type of m0aning which simply just irritates. Plus we don’t want odd looking eyes from the neighbours especially the girls who are dying to have a piece of what you own. Imagine Kuamsha maneiba coz u on it....
Related: Partying the Kenyan Way where women have dry sex in clubs
4. Not Giving Bl0w J0bs
It doesn’t matter where you hold yourself in the moral pedestal; bl0wjobs are surely part of the program. Nothing turns a Kenyan man on that watching his woman right there on her knees doing all manner of things to their manh00d.
5. Cuddling
Kenyan men have complained a lot about why chicks insist of cuddling after s3x. These guys really need to sleep after hitting the sack. I know girls love it and it keeps you in touch with your emotions but please....Lets us understand that they are wired to sleep after emptying their little heads.
No 5 i dis-agree why wouln't want to make ua chile feel special!!?!!
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